With the holidays fast approaching, family will surely be coming to visit the Garden State. While a quick visit is fine, we definitely don’t want anyone else moving here. New Jersey is crowded enough, so remind your guests why they should never move here.
- Like everyone says, we’re basically an industrial wasteland.
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- It’s all highways and airports.
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- The Garden State? Nothing ever grows here.
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- It gets cold and snowy in the winter, and that’s just gross.
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- And our beaches could never compare to other, more tropical locales.
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- We’re nothing but big cities and overcrowded suburbs.
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- New Jersey has no wildlife.
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- We don’t even know what nature is…
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- What is there to do here? Gorgeous sculpture gardens? We definitely don’t have those.
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- Forget sunrises and sunsets, you can barely see the sky through our smoggy air.
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Oh, wait… We’re beautiful and perfect. Don’t let anyone know! If you haven’t yet convinced people not to move here, check out these 14 Ways Living In New Jersey Ruins You For Life.
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