Marylanders can be pretty laid back, whether we’re lying on the beach or enjoying steamed crabs. There are quite a few things, however, that will bring out our temper. Here are 11 sure-fire ways to make a Marylander mad.
- Insult our favorite sports team.
Flickr / David Clow It just may be your last day on earth.
- Traffic.
Flickr / eddie welker ‘Nuff said.
- Call us a “fly-over state.”
Flickr / aa440 There are plenty of fun destinations in Maryland. You just have to know where to look.
- Call our state boring.
Flickr / romana klee Well, technically there is a town in Maryland named Boring but we’re sure there’s fun stuff to do there, too.
- Serve us bad crab cakes.
Flickr / Richard Fraley Real crab meat with hardly any filler, please.
- Assume that we all live in Baltimore.
Flickr / Phil! Gold Maryland is so much more than its largest city.
- Tell us our flag isn’t that great.
Flickr / Austin Kirk Haha, good one.
- Stereotype us based on our region.
Tumblr / Maps On The Web Some of us prefer the city, suburbs, countryside, mountains, or the shore but we’re ALL Marylanders.
- Tell us that picking crabs is gross.
Flickr / H.C. It might be a dirty job but we are more than happy to do it.
- Tell us that nothing good ever came out of Maryland.
Flickr / Ken Lund The National Anthem was created here. You’re welcome, America.
- Assume our landscape is boring.
Flickr / Paul Waldo The natural wonders here will blow your mind.
What are other sure-fire ways to make a Marylander mad? Be sure to also check out this list of 11 Maryland stereotypes that need to be put to rest.
Flickr / David Clow
It just may be your last day on earth.
Flickr / eddie welker
‘Nuff said.
Flickr / aa440
There are plenty of fun destinations in Maryland. You just have to know where to look.
Flickr / romana klee
Well, technically there is a town in Maryland named Boring but we’re sure there’s fun stuff to do there, too.
Flickr / Richard Fraley
Real crab meat with hardly any filler, please.
Flickr / Phil! Gold
Maryland is so much more than its largest city.
Flickr / Austin Kirk
Haha, good one.
Tumblr / Maps On The Web
Some of us prefer the city, suburbs, countryside, mountains, or the shore but we’re ALL Marylanders.
Flickr / H.C.
It might be a dirty job but we are more than happy to do it.
Flickr / Ken Lund
The National Anthem was created here. You’re welcome, America.
Flickr / Paul Waldo
The natural wonders here will blow your mind.
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