From roller rink weddings to whistling underwater, there’s got to be a story behind every law. We scoured DumbLaws.com to find the most ridiculous laws in Oregon that are still on the books. Most of these are no longer enforced, but they’re very bizarre nonetheless.

  1. It’s Illegal To Use Canned Corn As Fishing Bait

Flickr/ Mohammad Al-Rehaili But fish love corn. Only if it’s canned though.

  1. Juggling Is Illegal In Hood River Without A Permit

Flickr/ Gabriel Rojas Hruska There goes my next career in Hood River.

  1. It’s Illegal To Own A Pet Reptile (Unless You’re A School Or City) In Springfeild

Flickr/ .tafo. I might be able to get on board with this one…

  1. In Portland, It’s Illegal To Get Married At A Roller Rink

Flickr/ Raviolio14 / Rawtography/ Ryan Williams Ugh. I’ll try a bowling alley.

  1. In Portland, It’s Also Illegal To Wear Roller Skates In A Bathroom

Flickr/ Beth Rankin Falling down in a puddle of pee must’ve been the inspiration for this one.

  1. It Is Illegal For More Than Two People To Share A Single Drink

Flickr/ Neils Epting Disease spreading: avoided.

  1. It’s Illegal To Obstruct The Flow Of A Water Fountain

Flickr/ Matthew Peoples I have no idea what could’ve happened to prompt this law.

  1. You May Not Whistle Underwater In Portland

Flickr/ PhOtOnQuAnTiQuE Is it possible to whistle under water anyway?

  1. It’s Illegal To Walk Down The Street With Untied Shoes In Portland

Flickr/ Susana Fernandez Tripping incidents are down 300% since this helpful law was put into place! (Note: I just made that up)

  1. In Marion, It’s Illegal To Eat A Donut While Walking Backwards On A City Street

Flickr/ Jocelyn & Cathy Fair enough. I get it.

  1. It’s Illegal To Predict The Future In Yamhill

Flickr/ Karol Franks It’s also impossible.

Most of these laws are no longer enforced, but they sure are odd nonetheless!

Flickr/ Mohammad Al-Rehaili

But fish love corn. Only if it’s canned though.

Flickr/ Gabriel Rojas Hruska

There goes my next career in Hood River.

Flickr/ .tafo.

I might be able to get on board with this one…

Flickr/ Raviolio14 / Rawtography/ Ryan Williams

Ugh. I’ll try a bowling alley.

Flickr/ Beth Rankin

Falling down in a puddle of pee must’ve been the inspiration for this one.

Flickr/ Neils Epting

Disease spreading: avoided.

Flickr/ Matthew Peoples

I have no idea what could’ve happened to prompt this law.

Flickr/ PhOtOnQuAnTiQuE

Is it possible to whistle under water anyway?

Flickr/ Susana Fernandez

Tripping incidents are down 300% since this helpful law was put into place! (Note: I just made that up)

Flickr/ Jocelyn & Cathy

Fair enough. I get it.

Flickr/ Karol Franks

It’s also impossible.

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