Tennessee, Nashville, Nashville, Tennessee. One in the same (almost) when it comes to the crazy laws we decided to make a thing out here in the Volunteer State. Some of them you may have heard of – or even used to your advantage throughout your time in the south. If not, let’s take you on a walk down what-the-heck-even lane for your surprise of the week. Here are crazy laws in Nashville, and the surrounding area.

  1. You can’t skip stones on Nashville lakes.

Michael Hicks / Flickr Why we decided this was necessary? Who knows.

  1. You can only shoot a whale from a moving vehicle.

Isaac Kohane / Flickr I’m glad we decided this was realistic, Tennessee.

  1. Pinball is for the big kids, son.

Jon / Flickr It’s known as a coin operated game, therfore you have to be eighteen to play. Sorry, boys.

  1. The “Pass the Bottle” phenomenon.

Ben Salter / Flickr As long as you aren’t driving the actual vehicle, you can consume an alcoholic beverage in the car.

  1. No spittin’ on the sidewalk.

gato-gato-gato / Flickr Can’t do it in Nashville.

  1. No skunk action on this end.

vladeb / Flickr It’s illegal for you to carry a skunk across the border.

  1. Must. Not. Sell. HOLLOW. Logs.

lunamom58 / Flickr Because it’s illegal.

  1. Keep Netflix safe!

rachellynnae / Flickr No sharing of your Netflix password on this end - it could get you in a lick of trouble.

  1. You know what they say - f you have more than eight women in a house…

Boston Public Library / Flickr …Tennessee considers it a brothel.

  1. Duels are serious business…

Stuart Crawford / Flickr And you can’t hold state office if you’ve been involved in one at any point.

  1. Collect roadkill to your hearts content.

Myke / Flickr It’s legal, free, AND puts food on the table.

  1. Don’t hold hands, kids.

Tasha Chawner / Flickr It’s considered a gateway to sexual activity, so children can’t hold hands at school.

Have you broken any of these strange laws? It wouldn’t be hard, if you didn’t know…

Michael Hicks / Flickr

Why we decided this was necessary? Who knows.

Isaac Kohane / Flickr

I’m glad we decided this was realistic, Tennessee.

Jon / Flickr

It’s known as a coin operated game, therfore you have to be eighteen to play. Sorry, boys.

Ben Salter / Flickr

As long as you aren’t driving the actual vehicle, you can consume an alcoholic beverage in the car.

gato-gato-gato / Flickr

Can’t do it in Nashville.

vladeb / Flickr

It’s illegal for you to carry a skunk across the border.

lunamom58 / Flickr

Because it’s illegal.

rachellynnae / Flickr

No sharing of your Netflix password on this end - it could get you in a lick of trouble.

Boston Public Library / Flickr

…Tennessee considers it a brothel.

Stuart Crawford / Flickr

And you can’t hold state office if you’ve been involved in one at any point.

Myke / Flickr

It’s legal, free, AND puts food on the table.

Tasha Chawner / Flickr

It’s considered a gateway to sexual activity, so children can’t hold hands at school.

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