Have you ever wondered if you truly belonged in Florida and wished there was a quick and easy test to provide the answer?
We’ve got plenty of people in Florida, but the heart wants what it wants. So, if you identify with most of these, Florida is probably your true home.
- You swim like a fish.
Flickr/Kevin N. Murphy You better start practicing if you’re going to fit in here.
- You’re retired.
Flickr/Barbara Ann Spengler Florida is well known as the perfect retirement spot. There are plenty of places where young people aren’t even allowed!
- You like piña coladas.
Flickr/Randy Robertson Or pretty much any cold drink.
- And getting caught in the rain.
Flickr/Jed Scattergood Because you have no choice.
- You excel at water sports.
Flickr/Walter You at least have to make a few valiant attempts.
- You’re a Parrothead.
Flickr/sjfst17 There’s a cult-like Jimmy Buffett following here.
- You’re not afraid of The Great Outdoors.
Flickr/Matthew Paulson And the giant bugs and reptiles that come with it.
- You have a boat.
Flickr/Matthew Paulson Or you want one someday.
- You like it hot.
Flickr/bark Really, really hot. And humid.
- And you’re not offended by the scantily clad.
Flickr/Luis Ascenso Of all kinds.
- You can’t live without citrus.
Flickr/blackeiffel No scurvy for us!
- You appreciate a perfect sunset (or sunrise).
Flickr/Matthew Paulson Every. Single. Day.
Are there any other surefire signs you think we’re missing? Let us know in the comments below!
Flickr/Kevin N. Murphy
You better start practicing if you’re going to fit in here.
Flickr/Barbara Ann Spengler
Florida is well known as the perfect retirement spot. There are plenty of places where young people aren’t even allowed!
Flickr/Randy Robertson
Or pretty much any cold drink.
Flickr/Jed Scattergood
Because you have no choice.
Flickr/Walter
You at least have to make a few valiant attempts.
Flickr/sjfst17
There’s a cult-like Jimmy Buffett following here.
Flickr/Matthew Paulson
And the giant bugs and reptiles that come with it.
Or you want one someday.
Flickr/bark
Really, really hot. And humid.
Flickr/Luis Ascenso
Of all kinds.
Flickr/blackeiffel
No scurvy for us!
Every. Single. Day.
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