When you are from Colorado, there are just some things that you know not to do (like using the term “Coloradan” – You don’t call someone from Chicago a “Chicagan,” so why would you lose the o in Coloradoan? That’s a very transplant thing to say…) Take – for instance – these 13 super-obvious things that no self-respecting Coloradoan would ever do:
1.) Cheer for the Chiefs.
Flickr/Victor Araiza This is something that you should NEVER do. In fact, you shouldn’t cheer for any team BUT the Broncos. (Except, of course, for the Falcons in Super Bowl 51!)
2.) Stop at a yellow light.
Flickr/Cecilio Padilla Green means go, yellow means go, and the first 17 seconds of a red light means go.
3.) Go to Vermont to ski…
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4.) …to New Mexico for green chile…
Flickr/Alan Levine
5.) …or to Casa Bonita for Mexican food.
Yelp/Mark L. These three things just aren’t right!
6.) Voluntarily move to California…
Flickr/Chris Chabot
7.) …or Texas.
Flickr/Andy Trust me; there is a reason they are all moving to Colorado.
8.) Buy weed from your old dealer.
Flickr/D.C.Atty No need my friend. No need.
9.) Pass up the chance to hike…
Flickr/Tyler Hitchcock
10.) …ski…
Flickr/Owen Richard
11.) …or bike.
Flickr/Shannon Dizmang How can you not when our great outdoors looks this pristine?
12.) Choose a cat over a dog.
Flickr/reader of the pack If you enjoy living, do not invite one of these seemingly innocent, albeit assault-loving felines into your home.
13.) Finally, no self-respecting Coloradoan would EVER be caught with a Budweiser product in hand.
Flickr/Mike Burns Life’s too short to drink domestic beer.
For even more Colorado humor, click on This Is The Single Craziest Thing You Never Knew Happened In Colorado.
Flickr/Victor Araiza
This is something that you should NEVER do. In fact, you shouldn’t cheer for any team BUT the Broncos. (Except, of course, for the Falcons in Super Bowl 51!)
Flickr/Cecilio Padilla
Green means go, yellow means go, and the first 17 seconds of a red light means go.
Flickr/dvs
Flickr/Alan Levine
Yelp/Mark L.
These three things just aren’t right!
Flickr/Chris Chabot
Flickr/Andy
Trust me; there is a reason they are all moving to Colorado.
Flickr/D.C.Atty
No need my friend. No need.
Flickr/Tyler Hitchcock
Flickr/Owen Richard
Flickr/Shannon Dizmang
How can you not when our great outdoors looks this pristine?
Flickr/reader of the pack
If you enjoy living, do not invite one of these seemingly innocent, albeit assault-loving felines into your home.
Flickr/Mike Burns
Life’s too short to drink domestic beer.
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