As an unbiased Colorado native myself, I feel pretty confident in saying that people from Colorado are some of the coolest you will ever meet… however, like everyone else, we still have a few select things that get our blood boiling. For instance, if you want to make someone from Colorado mad, you can easily do so by:
- Let’s go ahead and begin this list by addressing the elephant in the room. We get mad if you use the term Coloradoan (like I do)…
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- …or Coloradan.
Flickr/John Fischer We all feel strongly one way or another about the proper term… which do you use?
- Look, we don’t mind if you move here from California or Texas… but when you move here from California or Texas and do nothing but complain about how Colorado isn’t like your home state, THEN we have a problem.
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- Speaking poorly of Peyton…
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- …Elway…
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- …and/or the original Blake Street Bombers.
Da Blake Street Bombers Facebook That’s just blasphemy!
- Make jokes about our legal weed…
Memes As hi-larious as marijuana jokes are, we ask that you please spare us.
- …and assume we’re all potheads.
Flickr/Jasper Nance Just those who live in Boulder. (Kidding, Boulder. We <3 you guys!)
- When you take the A Line to the airport and it breaks down.
Flickr/Chris Locke YOU JUST OPENED, A LINE! HOW DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING?
- Order a Bud Light.
Flickr/Mike Burns That’s just flat out flat… and disrespectful! Oh, and speaking of disrespectful…
- Disrespecting our land.
Flickr/DVIDSHUB Too often, Colorado wildfires are started by someone being careless or flat out stupid. When one person doesn’t respect the land, we ALL pay the consequences.
- Finally, nothing jags us more than slow drivers…
Flickr/Alyson Hurt (Especially when said slow driver leisurely cruises through the passing lane!)
- …when out-of-towners actually slow down at a yellow light…
Flickr/Thomas Hawk Yellow doesn’t mean slow. Yellow means to GUN IT.
- …or when the first three cars don’t speed through the newly turned red light.
Flickr/Benny Mazur It’s just the Colorado way, OK?
Now that you know what makes us mad, discover the 15 Things You’ll Never Catch Anyone From Colorado Doing!
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Flickr/John Fischer
We all feel strongly one way or another about the proper term… which do you use?
Flickr/TQuizzle
Flickr/Jeffrey Beall
Flickr/simplistic.designs
Da Blake Street Bombers Facebook
That’s just blasphemy!
Memes
As hi-larious as marijuana jokes are, we ask that you please spare us.
Flickr/Jasper Nance
Just those who live in Boulder. (Kidding, Boulder. We <3 you guys!)
Flickr/Chris Locke
YOU JUST OPENED, A LINE! HOW DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING?
Flickr/Mike Burns
That’s just flat out flat… and disrespectful! Oh, and speaking of disrespectful…
Flickr/DVIDSHUB
Too often, Colorado wildfires are started by someone being careless or flat out stupid. When one person doesn’t respect the land, we ALL pay the consequences.
Flickr/Alyson Hurt
(Especially when said slow driver leisurely cruises through the passing lane!)
Flickr/Thomas Hawk
Yellow doesn’t mean slow. Yellow means to GUN IT.
Flickr/Benny Mazur
It’s just the Colorado way, OK?
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