If you are fortunate enough to know (or to be) a Kansan, you know that they are some of the kindest and most laid back folks you’ll ever meet… however, they are still human and still have things that make them tick, meaning you can still make them mad by doing one of these 14 things:
- Saying that the Kansas City Royals…
Flickr/Bryce Edwards
- …and/or Chiefs are Missouri teams.
Flickr/Victor Araiza They are the KANSAS City Royals and Chiefs… it’s just unfortunate that they play on the wrong side of the city!
- Speaking of Kansas City, don’t ever tell us that KCMO is better than KCK.
Flickr/brent flanders Actually, do it… see what happens!
- “XYZ has the most beautiful sunsets in the world!”
Flickr/Eje Gustafsson Umm, naive out-of-stater say what?
- Make bad Wizard of Oz joke after bad Wizard of Oz joke when you hear we’re from Kansas.
Flickr/Mraz Center for the Performing Arts If you only had a brain, you would quickly SHUT. UP.
- Don’t ever diss our teams…
Flickr/Crazybananas Jawhawk, Wildcat, Shocker, or what have you.
- …family…
Flickr/Daveblog You mess with our people, you mess with us.
- …or natives in general.
Wikimedia Commons With Kansans like Amelia Earhart (pictured), Paul Rudd, and Langston Hughes, you could say that we breed only the best!
- Complain about the humidity.
Flickr/Michael Yes; we are fully aware that it is unbearably hot… but we have to live with it every day and you don’t, so suck it up buttercup.
- Try to take away our 2nd Amendment rights.
Flickr/overdrive_cz Sure you can have my guns… if you can pry them from my cold, dead hands!
- Finally, never ever tell us that our scenery is bad…
Flickr/Garett Gabriel This picture shows it at its absolute worst, doesn’t it?
- …our state is boring…
Flickr/Judah Morford If you think Kansas is boring, you have obviously never ventured off I-70.
- …assume we’re all farmers…
Flickr/Travis D. Only the best of the best are!
- …or ever make fun of a farmer.
Flickr/U.S. Department of Agriculture You know that thing called food? Yeah, our farmers work tirelessly day in and day out just so the world can eat…
Now that you know what makes us tick, discover the 14 Things You’ll Never Catch Anyone From Kansas Doing!
Flickr/Bryce Edwards
Flickr/Victor Araiza
They are the KANSAS City Royals and Chiefs… it’s just unfortunate that they play on the wrong side of the city!
Flickr/brent flanders
Actually, do it… see what happens!
Flickr/Eje Gustafsson
Umm, naive out-of-stater say what?
Flickr/Mraz Center for the Performing Arts
If you only had a brain, you would quickly SHUT. UP.
Flickr/Crazybananas
Jawhawk, Wildcat, Shocker, or what have you.
Flickr/Daveblog
You mess with our people, you mess with us.
Wikimedia Commons
With Kansans like Amelia Earhart (pictured), Paul Rudd, and Langston Hughes, you could say that we breed only the best!
Flickr/Michael
Yes; we are fully aware that it is unbearably hot… but we have to live with it every day and you don’t, so suck it up buttercup.
Flickr/overdrive_cz
Sure you can have my guns… if you can pry them from my cold, dead hands!
Flickr/Garett Gabriel
This picture shows it at its absolute worst, doesn’t it?
Flickr/Judah Morford
If you think Kansas is boring, you have obviously never ventured off I-70.
Flickr/Travis D.
Only the best of the best are!
Flickr/U.S. Department of Agriculture
You know that thing called food? Yeah, our farmers work tirelessly day in and day out just so the world can eat…
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