Life in Washington is pretty amazing… and we’d like to keep it that way. While we love it when people visit, we also sometimes roll our eyes when they talk about moving here. So the next time you overhear someone planning out their perfect existence in the Evergreen State, rattle off this list of reasons to reconsider. You’ll be doing them a favor.
So there you have it… 15 reasons to stay away from Washington. Of course, all things considered, it’s safe to say we still definitely live in the best state.
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Experiencing all four seasons comes at a cost. Washingtonians pretty much hate life from November to March, and if they live in the land of no air conditioning (Western Washington), they hate it again in July.
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No one enjoys Seahawks games.
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And it’s not even that beautiful. Wink.
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Pot is legal, so naturally that means Washingtonians are all walking around in a relaxed and open-minded state. Yikes.
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It’s true. We’re due for an epic earthquake that is estimated to do a lot of damage… we just don’t know when.
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Not so relaxing now, is it?
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Ray’s Cafe in Seattle is a good example. How are we supposed to concentrate on our food when all this is going on?
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Washington is one of the fittest states in the nation. There are beach trails, bike paths, ski resorts, mountain paths and swimming spots, not to mention the creative group exercise classes you’ll find in our cities and even some of our small towns. If you hate to move your body, you’d better stay away.
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Yawn.
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Farmers Markets to die for, fresh seafood, locally raised meat, asparagus, apples, pears, amazing Mexican food, some of the best pizza on the planet… need we go on? It’s too much.
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How primitive.
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You don’t want to get mixed up in this.
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Big, scary volcanoes like Mt. St. Helens, which has erupted before.
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You’ll be tempted to travel to every corner, which may cause you to fall way behind on your work.
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