Life’s always better when you laugh. So we’ve compiled some pics of unfortunate, sassy, and humorous signs seen around New Mexico. No one can claim that the Land of Enchantment is boring!

  1. Definitely don’t fill up here. Gasoline and hellfire would make an unforgettable Molotov cocktail!

Flickr/Thomas Hawk

  1. In New Mexico, chile is sacred.

Flickr/mrccos

  1. Church manners 101.

Flickr/Jeremy Noble

  1. For when you want to save money while being saved!

Flickr/Peter

  1. You’re into what? Jesus is not only watching, he’s judging as well. Keep your hands where he can see them and back away from the porn.

Flickr/David Norton

  1. Compared to the other activities listed, perversion isn’t all that specific.

Flickr/Pete Zarria

  1. The owners of this property are covering all four bases.

Flickr/MyEyeSees

  1. But what if you’re a hippie who’s long on time and craving Taos cow ice cream? Do you get two parking spots?

Flickr/Bridget Hargrave

  1. For when calling someone toxic just isn’t harsh enough.

Flickr/SCFiasco

  1. My dog can come in, but I guess I’m stuck outside.

Flickr/Flickr/Michael Swigart

  1. The Comfort Suites in Roswell has a new greeter…

Flickr/ Jennifer Kirkland

  1. His buddies have also been hired at the local Walmart

Flickr/Jimmy Emerson, DVM

  1. Snicker!

Flickr/Kent Kanouse

  1. Sometimes logistics interfere with artistic integrity.

Flickr/Mike Fisher

  1. These are scattered throughout New Mexico. It’s amazing we’ve got any livestock left. Perhaps our cattle are wising up to stranger danger.

Flickr/J. N. Stuart

  1. Where do young people wash up?

Flickr/Rhonda

  1. This one’s just really cute.

Flickr/J. N. Stuart

Which of these is your favorite? Have you spied anything snicker-inducing around New Mexico? Let us know.

Flickr/Thomas Hawk

Flickr/mrccos

Flickr/Jeremy Noble

Flickr/Peter

Flickr/David Norton

Flickr/Pete Zarria

Flickr/MyEyeSees

Flickr/Bridget Hargrave

Flickr/SCFiasco

Flickr/Flickr/Michael Swigart

Flickr/ Jennifer Kirkland

Flickr/Jimmy Emerson, DVM

Flickr/Kent Kanouse

Flickr/Mike Fisher

Flickr/J. N. Stuart

Flickr/Rhonda

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