We know there are some offensive jokes out there about Oklahomans and we don’t want to go down that path, so we searched the internet to find a few that were actually a bit funny. Jeff Foxworthy sure had a great time making fun of us Okies, so we went with a few of his best…cause they are pretty funny.
- Jumper Cables.
flickr/steve crane If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Oklahoma.
- Tornado Warnings.
flickr/noaanssl If you see a tornado warning on the television but don’t get too excited about it until you actually SEE it coming toward you, you may live in Oklahoma.
- Lowes Worker.
flickr/mike mozart If someone in a Lowe’s store offers you assistance and they don’t work there, you may live in Oklahoma.
- Shorts and Parka.
flickr/Angela If you’ve worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Oklahoma.
- Dallas.
flickr/raging wire If “vacation” means going anywhere south of Dallas for the weekend, you may live in Oklahoma.
- Deer
flickr/larry smith If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Oklahoma.
- Speed Limit.
flickr/david lofink If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph – you’re going 80 and everybody is passing you, you may live in Oklahoma.
- Wrong Number
flickr/David Goehring If you’ve had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Oklahoma.
If you actually understand these jokes then you are for sure an Okie. We are a friendly bunch!
flickr/steve crane
If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Oklahoma.
flickr/noaanssl
If you see a tornado warning on the television but don’t get too excited about it until you actually SEE it coming toward you, you may live in Oklahoma.
flickr/mike mozart
If someone in a Lowe’s store offers you assistance and they don’t work there, you may live in Oklahoma.
flickr/Angela
If you’ve worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Oklahoma.
flickr/raging wire
If “vacation” means going anywhere south of Dallas for the weekend, you may live in Oklahoma.
flickr/larry smith
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Oklahoma.
flickr/david lofink
If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph – you’re going 80 and everybody is passing you, you may live in Oklahoma.
flickr/David Goehring
If you’ve had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Oklahoma.
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