You can’t take yourself too seriously sometimes and just have to laugh. People from Illinois are amazing, but here are some jokes about Illinoisians that can make us chuckle.
- What’s the only thing that grows in Chicago?
Tony Webster/Flickr The crime rate.
- Did you hear that Northwestern football doesn’t have a website?
Derek Tam/Flickr Yeah, they can’t string three Ws together.
- What separates an average team from a great team?
Brian Giesen/Flickr The Wisconsin-Illinois border.
- What’s the difference between southern Illinois and yogurt?
Paul Sableman/Flickr Yogurt has an active living culture.
- What do you call a student at the University of Illinois?
Chris Caceres Alhambra/Flickr Someone rejected from Northwestern.
- What term do you use to refer to an Illinois politician?
Jason/Flickr Inmate.
- What’s the difference between puppies and Illinois sports fans?
Lisa L Wiedmeier/Flickr Eventually puppies grow up and stop whining.
Those were funny. Have any good ones to share?
Tony Webster/Flickr
The crime rate.
Derek Tam/Flickr
Yeah, they can’t string three Ws together.
Brian Giesen/Flickr
The Wisconsin-Illinois border.
Paul Sableman/Flickr
Yogurt has an active living culture.
Chris Caceres Alhambra/Flickr
Someone rejected from Northwestern.
Jason/Flickr
Inmate.
Lisa L Wiedmeier/Flickr
Eventually puppies grow up and stop whining.
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