Illinois is a big state and, therefore, pretty diverse. You’ll meet a wide variety of people, but you are bound to run into some of these eccentric characters:

  1. The Hipster

Ashley Webb/Flickr Also acceptable, former hipsters in grown up jobs hiding evidence that they once were hipsters

  1. The Foodie

Brian Gonzalez/Flickr They judge you if you aren’t eating every meal at Alinea.

  1. Guys still rocking the trucker hat

Joshua Dickens/Flickr It’s cool, you’re only 10 years late to the party

  1. People who just won’t let Chief Illiniwek go

KAZ Vorpal/Flickr Really though

  1. Farmer

USDA/Flickr Good folks

  1. The Artist

Christian Senger/Flickr We’ve got lots of creative types here

  1. The Bicyclist

Elvert Barnes/FLickr Whether it’s on a trail or in the city, we love to bike

  1. The Chicago Sports Fan still living in the past

Mike Lewis/FLickr 1985…great year, bro

  1. The Obnoxious Seafarer

SeaDave/Flickr You’ll meet plenty of people who boat all the time, but this is the person who goes once every couple years and posts pics on Facebook of them drinking champagne on the yacht

  1. Those dudes whose trucks keep getting bigger and bigger

The AutoMotovated Cyclist/Flickr

  1. The guy still trying to convince you he’s related to Al Capone

eric mollina/Flickr By our count, 98% of Chicago is two degrees removed from Al Capone

  1. Starbucks Mom

manginwu/Flickr She’s taken the kids to school, cleaned the house, has the PTA later and is stopping in for her daily Starbucks

What other types of people are you bound to meet in Illinois? Let us know in the comments.

Ashley Webb/Flickr

Also acceptable, former hipsters in grown up jobs hiding evidence that they once were hipsters

Brian Gonzalez/Flickr

They judge you if you aren’t eating every meal at Alinea.

Joshua Dickens/Flickr

It’s cool, you’re only 10 years late to the party

KAZ Vorpal/Flickr

Really though

USDA/Flickr

Good folks

Christian Senger/Flickr

We’ve got lots of creative types here

Elvert Barnes/FLickr

Whether it’s on a trail or in the city, we love to bike

Mike Lewis/FLickr

1985…great year, bro

SeaDave/Flickr

You’ll meet plenty of people who boat all the time, but this is the person who goes once every couple years and posts pics on Facebook of them drinking champagne on the yacht

The AutoMotovated Cyclist/Flickr

eric mollina/Flickr

By our count, 98% of Chicago is two degrees removed from Al Capone

manginwu/Flickr

She’s taken the kids to school, cleaned the house, has the PTA later and is stopping in for her daily Starbucks

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